I overheard my mom on the phone and guess what I'm getting for Christmas, a freaking new doggie door!?!?
I guess that's like kids getting underware or dental floss in their stocking. She said I was getting too "broad chested" and need a new door. Well why would I want to go outside, it's a swamp in the backyard and I refuse to get muddy paws.
I'm quite upset over "the door" present, does anyone else agree with me?